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This weekend was nuts, I was so busy and I'm so sore.
Friday after work, me and the guys went to a company sponsored paintball event. We had a total of 7 people come out, with 3000 paintballs between us, and the fields reserved from 6pm to 10pm. We had sooo much fun, and we all got FUCKED UP. I've got a total of 29 bruises on me, two of which broke skin, and one of them left a nasty scar. We were playing kinda against the grounds' rules because we weren't doing that whole "10 feet away make them surrender" bullshit, we just straight shot them point blank. (Hence the nasty scars XD) We played some fun games too, like Gettysburg where two teams line up in an empty field then take turns shooting one round and taking a step forward until only one person is left. Had a badass time. I got home around Midnight.
Saturday night I planned on getting my mountain of homework done, but that didn't plan out well because some friends called me up seeing if I could drive them out to the Friday Night Lights casting call to be extras.* I agreed because they'd be there for at least 5 hours pretending to cheer and stuff in the stands, giving me an excuse to be away from the internet and other distractions. I was gonna do my freaking homework!! BUT, when we got there and they got signed in, the director there asked me why I didn't sign in, and I explained about my homework, he said that they were short on people to play the part of football players on the sidelines. He asked me to do it and said I'd get a $120 just to stand on the sidelines, cheer, and smash up against other guys. I was reluctant, but my friends wouldn't shut up so I did it.¹ So, I wound up standing around for five hours in a stifling helmet, in full football² gear, in the middle of a hot Texas night. Woot. >.> I got home around 3:30am.
SUNDAY. OH MY GOD SUNDAY ROCKED. I went to my favorite venue in Austin, Emo's³, and saw Army of Freshman, Quietdrive, Melee, and Bowling for Soup perform. What an amazing show, I'd seen all but Melee live before and knew what to expect, but it was still crazy. It was an all ages showª, and there were all kinds of people there. Kids as young as like, 7 screaming their heads off to the music, and people who looked like my GRANDPARENTS were rocking out. I shit you not. Such a wide range, but mostly teens and hipsters, you know. Anyways, Army of Freshman were badass as usual, Quietdrive were a little less energetic this time around, they usually bounce off the walls, but were kinda toned down this time. I blame the fact that pretty much me and a few diehard fans were the only ones who knew the poor guys. They were fucking great too, played all my favorite songs. Melee played next, and I'd never heard of them, but they were FUCKING AWESOME. Like, I don't know how they managed to pull off stunning vocals, smooth guitar riffs, and a freaking electric keyboard, seamlessly. I picked up a cd afterwards, and waited about for BFS to come on. They were awesome too, and played a bunch of great songs and did their usual stage antics. Towards the last few songs, there was this drunk white guy without a shirt running around trying to get people to mosh. Yeah, seriously. When BFS said they were fixing to head out, they played 1985 and sure enough, drunken whitey got people moshing. Moshing to 1985. FUCKING MOSHING TO 1985. You know, that song that Disney played on the radio for awhile? That poppy kinda song that all those fucktarded little kids loved but none of them understood? Yeah that one. FUCKING MOSHING TO IT. Wrap your head around that. BFS is a completely different band live. After the show we went and met the band (for like the 4th time now) real cool, down-to-earth guys, pretty funny too. I met a really hot emo chick and totally got her number (woot! ^_^) so good night.
This morning I had to go to court and be a witness for the state of Texas against the faggot that killed my car, Jack±†. ;_; He played the fucking "omg mistrial" card to get out of court today and wanted it rescheduled so another witness could show. Sadly for him, he hasn't seen her report, and it actually gives definitive proof he was at fault. So it got set for another date, and should end up with him in jail, since he was driving without insurance, with a suspended license, ran a red, caused a wreck with two damaged cars (besides his own), and caused city damage too. Fuck that guy.
Oh, and I found some crazy shit. A cute little elderly Asian woman singing. AC/DC. Yeah. Don't believe me? [link]

OMG LONG JOURNAL OMG LONG WEEKEND OMG I NEED SLEEP OMG OMG OMG OMFG.


tl'dr: Played paintball, saw a show, got some chick's number, went to court, listened to crazy AC/DC cover, tired.

*Extras just hang out in the stands and get payed like $50 to pretend to be excited. Sweet gig.
¹Lol peer pressure.
²American football. Not that pussy euroshit.
³ [link]
ªUgh. All ages, the curse for anyone looking to meet chicks. "Hey girl, how are you?" "Pretty good." --10 minutes of flirting later-- "So hey, can I get your number?" "Sure, but don't call me tonight, my mom might get pissed." "Wait-What?! How old are you!?!?" "14." KILL ME.
±Jack=Volkswagen Golf. Pics of his beautiful corpse ;_;: [link] [link] [link]
†Back story for Jack: [link]=468571&

So yeah. Also hi again to the new guys on my watchlist. I uh... appreciate it and stuff.
Oh, and dA needs a "Partied out" smiley. I guess llama will do for now.

Been busy recently. That's about it.


*THIS HAS BEEN AN UPDATED JOURNAL. PLEASE STOP ASKING ME TO UPDATE IT, KTHNXBAI.*

Well, I finally did it. I got the legendary PHOTOSHOP. Perhaps through...questionable means...but at least I have it now...

ANYWAYS, I fired it up (naturally) and...well, I got lost. The last time I used Photoshop the logo was still a damn sunflower, now I have idea what all this newfangled stuff is. Hell, I can't even find the smudger or paintbucket. (CS2 btw) So, if anyone reading this could supply me with a little intro as to what I've missed (yeah, right ), and maybe a tut or two, that'd be swell.

Also, I'm now up to 19 shinies in my diamond. The newest are
-Gyarados
-Alakazam
-Seviper
-Gengar
-Linoone
-and...MEW. IT'S BLUE, IT'S SHINY AND IT'S MINE. EAT THAT KEVIND!!!


Also, if any of youse use (lol, use-use) Last.FM or Pandora, feel free to add me.
Last.FM: [link]
Pandora: [link]

Yays!! I've got 13 shinies on my Pokemon Diamond now!!
They are as follows (in newest to oldest):
Luxray
Deoxys
Golbat
Machamp
Manectric
Raticate
Regice
Dugtrio
Pidgeot
Bellosom
Exeggutor
Lunatone
Plusle

So, w00t! ^_^